Quotes To Brighten Your Day
This page has been reserved for fun, humorous, and inspiring quotes that will brighten your day, lift your spirits, and hopefully inspire you.
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If you rest, you rust.
-- Helen Hayes
I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.
-- Cat Stevens
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
-- Flip Wilson
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
-- Andy Rooney
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
-- George Carlin (Sometimes a Little Brain Damage Can Help, 1984)
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.
-- Shunryu Suzuki Roshi
I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I’m not in it, I go to work.
-- A. E. Matthews (quoted in Filmgoer's Book of Quotes, 1973)
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